Adam Sandler is 42 on Sept. 9. We are hereby boycotting his films until he stops finding work for Rob Schneider.
Conservative pundit and loofah enthusiast Bill O’Reilly is 59 on Sept. 10. We hear if you prick him with a pin, only hot air will come out.
O’Reilly’s arch-nemesis, Atlanta’s own rapping/acting powerhouse Chris “Ludacris” Bridges (pictured), is 31 on Sept. 11.
The beautiful Virginia Madsen is 47 on Sept. 11. You’ve come a long way from “Highlander II: The Quickening,” baby.
Atlanta-based country music star Jennifer Nettles is 34 on Sept. 12. And to think we knew her back in the day.
“Death Race” star Jason Statham is 36 on Sept. 12. Are we the only ones totally pumped for “Transporter 3”?
Yet another Atlanta superstar celebrates a birthday this week: Media mogul Tyler Perry is 39 on Sept. 13.
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