Nicole Richie (pictured) is 27 on Sept. 21. And scientists say the chupacabra is a myth.
“The Boss” himself, rocker Bruce Springsteen, is 59 on Sept. 23. As nicknames go, “The Boss” is better than Mick Jagger’s: Scary Grandpa Joker.
Atlanta-based hitmaker Jermaine Dupri is 36 on Sept. 23. Yo, J.D., how about that Kriss Kross reunion?
Newswoman Barbara Walters is 79 on Sept. 25. We’re still upset with you for creating “The View,” Babs.
Punkish pop pixie Avril Lavigne—recently declared too sexy to perform in Malaysia—is 24 on Sept. 27. Also too sexy for Malaysia? Carrot Top.
Actress Gwyneth Paltrow is 36 on Sept. 27. We’re still shocked that we didn’t hate her in “Iron Man.”
Rapper Lil Wayne is 29 on Sept. 27. How old do you have to be, exactly, before you’re no longer “Lil”?
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